Careers.
They are defined by a lot of things.
A person’s education.
Their drive to succeed.
And their ability to work harder than anybody else.
Of course all of the above would also apply on how to be a successful pornstar.
Except for Sean Ben’s career.
A career defined by epic epicness in dying.
The man’s made well, a career, out of dying.
And some thoughtful person online decided that it’d be cool to honor Sean’s valiant efforts in dying.
He should be knighted.
Bravo, Sean Bean. Bravo.
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WHO WILL WIN BEST PICTURE AT THE OSCARS?!
~The Social Network. \m/
this is going to be one of the best films you’ll see all year, and through the kindness of writer/director Jerrold Tarog you can already watch it this Tuesday at the premiere! Jerrold gave me 10 tickets to raffle off. i can’t think of a clever gimmick so I guess you can just reblog w/ the comment: WHO WILL WIN BEST PICTURE AT THE OSCARS?! we’ll know Monday, and the first five w the correct answer gets two tickets each to Senior Year, because Senior Year is a date movie and it’ll be twice as special if you have someone whose shoulder you can punch when scenes from the film remind you of how horrible high school was :)
SHAME ON YOU, PHILIPPINE FOOTBALL FEDERATION, FOR NOT SUPPORTING OUR NATIONAL TEAM!
REBLOG THIS! OUSTED PRESIDENT MARI MARTINEZ SHOULD JUST GIVE BACK THE MONEY AND HIDE UNDER A GOAL POST!!
pic from @tjmanotoc
(Source: azkalbites)
Imagination.
It leaves us to that little corner of our mind where we retreat from all of the real world’s problems.
It is here where we can imagine the What If.
Like what if Marvel fought with the Power Rangers plus Ben 10?
Or what if they spliced the DNA of a tiger and and all the Sex Bomb Girls to make the perfect hot alien hybrid?
Or what if a National hero and sports icon sang a duet with one of the funniest comedians in history automatically turning the former into another American punchline about Filipinos?
Well, if you were after the first two, then you have a very wild imagination.
But fear not for number 3.
BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
STAR EFFECT FTW!!!
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Bitterness.
We all experience it.
Even food experiences it.
But it’s usually when it’s spoilt.
So that week-old doggie bag out
(Or you’ll be like Fuck You…) You’ll get that later.
There was a time in life where I’d take an aluminum slugger to a guy’s car.
Like if I had to go Scott Pilgrim on his ass.
Scott Pilgrim, FTW!
but I digress.
That was before, when I was still Nega-Chino.
But now, I just wish that I was as creative as Cee-Lo
To put into words how I feel.
And to musically impale that bitch straight to hell.
No hard feelings, sweetie.
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Consistency.
In life, it is very important.
Unfortunately, film-making deity and mind fuck pimp guru Christopher Nolan
Does not think so.
He think’s it’s awesome to mind fuck people into submission
Now the whole world’s going to talk about the ending forever.
Or until the totem stops spinning.
For those who have been living under a rock and have no idea what i just said
Or for those who’ve seen the movie 200 times, broken it down and still can’t understand what the hell is happening
Here’s a little help.
Think of it as a public service.
Suck it Nolan!
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Racism.
Sometimes it’s cool.
Because other races suck.
Like the native Americans. Or the Jews.
Obviously I am quoting Mel Gibson but I went to far.
Other times its just cruel.
Just ask the Holocaust survivors.
But when it comes to the Japaneses
Alls fair.
Because no one understands them.
And their porno fucking rocks!
But I am getting carried away, that is neither here nor there.
This however, is one of those previous instances.
Thanks, Vic (my-bestfriend’s-name-is-Jose-Basa) Villanueva.
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Good morning
“Good would have been at 10…”
Sounds familiar? How about this?
“This is all El Salvadorean cuisine. You can watch whatever you want…”
Those are some of Ms Eva Mendez’s more famous quoutes
Okay their not really quotes because they don’t make sense but still
Shows how many guys actually think that she has a sex tape out.
Pure genius really.
Hot girl + Horny Guys + INTERNET = Teasing internet FOD video.
Thanks KC Montero for the link.
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Mind Fucks.
Before they were a rare occurrence.
Now their a dime a dozen.
They can be anything, appear anywhere.
Like in what friend’s say
On the Internet
Or in a Christopher Nolan movie about dreams.
But nothing, NOTHING, not even in a million years
Not even if God Himself were to stretch open the heavens and step down and diddle your brain with His God finger
Will there ever be a greater mind fuck than this.
JAPANESE PORNSTAR GIRL GROUP
With their hit single, BANANA MANGO HIGH SCHOOL.
That’s right. Every single girl in that video is a Japanese porn star.
Don’t believe me? Type every single name into Nude Vista and find out.
The Japanese are the king of mind fucks.
First they bomb Pearl Harbor, then they kill whales and now they do this.
WTF.
WTF indeed.
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